Title: Selfish
Author: Helen
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Size: ~4480
Summary: It wasn't how he pictured it at all
Notes: So this is the inside out and backwards remix of Blush and crimsonclad graciously looked it over for me.

Here is a very tiny outtake from Blush, which is also closely related to the Canadian Gay Porn Magazine discussion. OH, the time I have spent contemplating Where John Sheppard Gets His Information About Being Gay:

( SEKRIT GAY PORN )

Title: Blush [And off-site here
Author: Helen
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Size: ~2500
Summary: It's not a bug, it's a feature.
Notes: I reserve the right to come back and change the title, because it's totally fucking embarrassing, as is the summary, but, argh, argh, I had such a ridiculously rough spring, with a ( Read more... )

( Here is a very small Valentine's SGA story. )

Title: In the Kitchen
Author: Helen
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Size: ~1300 words
Summary: This is a snippet of a AU remix of 17.5 that doesn't actually exist, in which Rodney doesn't change back for a long, long time, and John does end up sleeping with him, and they move into a little apartment on Atlantis ( Read more... )

Title: 17.5: a love story
Author: Helen
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R
Size: ~22,900 words
Summary: He had never in his life thought that another guy had a pretty mouth; he wasn’t going to start now.

eta: la_cspan was a beta hero and saved my bacon in a couple different ways and I obviously don't appreciate her anywhere near ( Read more... )

Dr. McKay Makes Girls Go Wild
John/Rodney
R, 1676 words.
with thanks for the looksee by la_cspan & crimsonclad

( Dr. McKay Makes Girls Go Wild )

This Gun's For Hire
Author: Helen
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R
Spoilers: for The Hive, part I
Size: ~13,000 words
Summary: "Here’s an idea," John said. "Let’s just not talk about it. That’s been working pretty well for the last two months."

Today I wrote this very tiny rushed tag-ish thing for SGA 3x15: The Game. Spoilers, of course. Tomorrow (uh, I hope, given the current weather) I'm off to Maine for Christmas, and out of computer range. So: Merry Christmas, all: you can't even imagine how much joy you all bring me, all the time, every day.

( I hate every inch of his dirty, disgusting, sexually deviant country. )

Title: Your Inevitable Unhappy Ending
Author: Helen
Rating: R
Fandom: SGA
Warnings: title very possibly misleading
Summary: It was easy to imagine fucking Rodney, the way he'd groan and clutch at John's arms and be too bossy about the whole thing; it was easy to imagine the problems it could cause.

With tremendous thanks to girlcakes and linabean and crimsonclad and the many ( Read more... )